Road Kill Willie Spills His Guts

Neglected Brit felt she'd lost her mother in this touching glimpse into her hillbilly roots. "Them pots n' pans went flyin' when Lynne Bob became preggers wit da lil' one dere cuz Jamie had dun had him one of those weiner snippin' operations," Road Kill said with great authority.

Road Kill Wilie is back and better than ever! BRITNEY's uncle and younger brother of dad Jamie, claims Jamie Lynne was an accident, just like her unborn baby.
Road kill relaxes in his camper with the new pair of kicks he was given for this interview. "Hey I aint summun who claims to know, I was there every day wit em!" he brags.

The outspoken hillbilly, named Roadkill because he really does eat dead road animals, lives in a camper van. He says Jamie was shocked when he found out wife Lynne was pregnant as he had a vasectomy after she gave birth to Britney, their second child, a spawn of Satan.
He said: "Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn't be his."

Roadkill said Jamie demanded a DNA test, that eventually proved he was Jamie Lynne's biological father.
He added: "That's why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.

Roadkill Willie takes a load off and enjoys some fresh air