Everyone on Earth Hates You. No one Believes You. Shut Up. You're Ugly.


"Honestly I knew that situation wasn't going to go over very well and it was going to be in the press. I had no idea it would blow up the way it did. The truth of the matter is my friendship with Heather ended before Richie and I even started dating. That's one thing I don't know if people knew or not. I never had an affair. I never cheated on Charlie and Richie never cheated on Heather. If I was still friends with Heather, I would have never crossed that line with Richie at all."

NICE crack eyes. Nice eyebrows. Love the mustache.