She's KATE, Damnit!

Katie Holmes is reportedly now going by Kate. On a list of celebrity attendees at the upcoming Costume Designers Guild Awards, the actress is listed under the category of presenters as"Kate Holmes". Her "people" have been instructed that Cruise Control will NO LONGER TOLERATE HIS WIFE USING A GIRL'S NAME. Yeah, because she's a grown robot man now.

"Do not fear me, tiny man! Come from the shadows! It is I, KATE..."