Not Too Bright


In an interview that will air tonight in Germany, Heidi Klum extends an invitation into her and husband Seal’s home to slutty Britney Spears. “She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months,” said Klum. You better keep a real close eye on Seal then.

A few months ago, Heidi told Ellen Degeneres that Britney had showed her what the velcro on the diapers was for, and that for all her kids she had been "wrapping string around them". Yep, she was serious.