Brooke Hogan is a Sweaty Liar With Ween Rash

Brooke signed a court document that claimed the Hulking one beat Linda, but she was lying.

Brooke's rep says: "Brooke Bollea is distressed at the latest efforts by her cow mother, Linda to fracture the family. This time they let leak out an old document that Brooke signed filled with exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry's behavior during the marriage. The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father."
Oh, she was upset, so that means she WASN'T LYING.

Brooke Hogan Trashy

Brooke and mom Linda in happier times

Linda poses in a REALLY NATURAL way to attempt to hide her sagging jowls. Yeah, alot of us REST OUR HEAD IN OUR HAND WHILE WE'RE STANDING UP

"I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her," Big, sweaty Brooke says. "But using children as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again."
(And someone should tell the gigantic man-beast that she isn't a CHILD.) UGH

Bonus! Brooke's ween rash

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Even when Brooke wears lingerie, she looks suspiciously like a man at all times