Somewhere Carrie Underwood is Laughing... Hard

Carrie: Class, Style, dignity AND talent

Jessica: A filthy, inbred, unwashed no-talent

After slutty drunk Jessica stole Carrie's boyfriend, Tony Romo, Jessica decided to try country singing since she's tried every other thing her big fat dad can think of

to be "a star." Ha! Ha! No one wants to see this bitch do anything.

If a bunch of drunken rednecks don't like you, (even when you bust out your only asset, your daisy dukes), shouldn't you just go home and stay there? Not the annoying, dirty haired Jessica Simpson, who was booed by the country lovin' crowd after she stated that she would "make country music for the rest of her life, because that's what she was born to do
." LOL! Kenosha News reports:

Skepticism was elevated hours before Jessica Simpson's debut country performance, opening for Sara Evans, Saturday night at Country Thunder. With only one country single released, fans doubted if the pop diva could stack up against other country music acts. "Just because she's dating Tony Romo it doesn't make her country," said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. "She doesn't fit in with country, and I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert." Zach Schlodt, 19, of Palatine, Ill., agreed.", Simpson's heart isn't in country music, and she is just banking on the genre's current popularity, he said. "She's an embarrassment to herself and country music," he added

...One man summed her performance up in a single word. "It's crap," said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. "She doesn't belong here."