Jessica Cures Owen's Depression With Her Boobs

Jessica Simpson met up with the Butterscotch Stallion at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica Sunday night. They had dinner and then took off for Wilson’s Malibu home.

According to one witness, “He couldn’t keep his hands off her.” Another source observed, “They looked cozy, like it was a first date. They both looked kind of nervous. And they were obsessed with not being recognized or photographed. Hotel security was on high alert and they both had escorts when they left.”

Jessica and Owen met on the set of a Willie Nelson video in Austin, Texas earlier this month, and he only likes her boobs, nothing else. Her personality is described as "sickening" by all those who know her. Papa Joe is said to be FURIOUS!