Lindsay's New Lips and Orange Stash

Dear Lindsay,

STOP TANNING! You look ridiculous. It's not even. It's not even close to being the color of a real tan. STOP! You're UGLY!

The lip injections are gross. You look much worse now.

You have an orange mustache.

The leggings went out like SEVENTEEN years ago. No, they're not "back in."

What's with the motorcycle boots. AND the horse jockey boots? So not cool.