Britney Runs Over a Cops Foot

Britney ran over a cop's foot. The cop was trying to help Brit get through the crowd of paparazzi.

TMZ said the cop was shouting for her to go left and she went right instead. He has no broken bones, but a complaint was filed. The LAPD is conducting an investigation and looking into whether or not it was a hit and run.

I just keep waiting for something big to happen, but what? When will the 5 stupid Britney stories a day end? And HOW will it end?