Lindsay's European Study Plans..Ha!Ha!

According to her coked up, flared nostriled mom, Dina, Lindsay is headed across the pond, so to speak. Dina told press, “She wants to go abroad and study in school… We’ll see what happens.” OH SICKKKK!! First, the dumb tramp was going to make an album, then she was going to "write a book TO HELP OTHERS" and now she's going to "study ABROAD" OMG, study WHAT?? Her convict dad, blaming Lindsay's downfall on Hollywood said she would "leave that evil place." Wherever she goes, she needs to lose her ratty hair extensions. I'm sure she won't stray too far from her drug dealer.