Katie and Posh: Their Dangerous Habit!

Tom has forbidden Katie from seeing her only friend Posh Spice, as she is becoming way too thin. Look at them! Two sour old spinsters who married gays for their money. How can they think they're cool?
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"Katie is shrinking because she is following Victoria's strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria's fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is always weak with hunger, and often, too hungry to even speak." She is on the verge of collapsing, or worse. Hahahahah!!!!!!!!! What's worse than collapsing?

According to Life and Style, they have a dangerous habit of sharing a low calorie meal meant for one person.

I shared a Stouffer's barbecue chicken and augratin potatoes with my daughter once. Is that the same thing?

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The magazine reports that during a recent outing to Madeo, the pin thin duo shared a green salad without dressing, one piece of fish and one side of steamed spinach. They also ordered one regular Coke and two glasses of ice. Oh stop! That's making me so hungry.

“Katie poured half the soda into each of their glasses, then filled up the rest with bottled water,” a Madeo regular told the magazine. The best part is that these self- centered ugly bitches are rude to staff and never ever tip even one cent. Since they work so hard for their money, you know.

Posh was grocery shopping at Whole Foods Market today. (See above) She's too cool to put stuff in a cart, she brings a bodyguard and points at the items she wants, then leaves the store before him. She's SO COOL.