Madonna's Husband Won't Have Sex With Her

"My husband Guy went on that Cookie Diet and it's such a turn-off because he doesn't want to have sex. "... big muscled Madonna
Yes I'm sure that's the reason, Madonna. It isn't because you're a nagging, controlling bitch that makes him dress like this:
http://www.punchandus.com/article/1005-hitme.jpg
or that you look like a man.