No One Wants to See Lindsay Naked Again

Ugly Lindsay always looks like she's smelling something

Skanky Lindsay is being paid a mere $75,000. for the role of a sex crazed waitress in the movie Florence. The role only requires that the beat down hag go topless, but slut Lindsay eagerly offered to go fully naked, saying it would be no problem at all. Here's the best part: the producers were like "Um... no thanks, that won't be necessary." Unfortunately, everyone has seen her naked, and it wasn't the thrill they hoped it would be.