Meaty Man-Beast Madonna Has a Wet Crotch

Madonna loves the gym. Did you know that? She goes every day, and always looks especially ugly. But today, it has come to our attention that she's extra gross

Unfortunate, but true... Madonna's 2 hour and 40 minute workout in London was so grueling that she didn't sweat anywhere, except a large soaked stain in her crotch area. Yum!

And even on her dry crotch days, it's as if she goes out of her way to be masculine, haggard, and unappealing. Why is it necessary to dress this ugly?

She believes she is preserving her youth, when in fact, she looks older and far more hideous than her fifty years. so tragic....LOL!