Moby Loves Britney

Moby hopes he can change that Britney hasn't been dating lately. He recently told press about his passion for the troubled Britster.http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/712747.jpg

“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat!”


And according to Moby, her troubles all stem from becoming a star at such a young age. “She became an international icon aged 16… it’s breaking my heart because ultimately she’s not doing things on a symbolic level. Cutting your hair off is symbolic. Losing your children and becoming a drug addict is not.”

Brit was seen out and about wearing a Kaballah bracelet and clutching two lighters
NICE SHOES!