Lindsay Lohan: Hollywood Star

Lindsay hangs out with a bunch of dirty looking lesbos outside of Joel and Benji Madden's clothing store on Melrose Avenue. What ever happened to the mall?

Looks like fun. Lindsay daydreams, longing for the days when she was complaining of the heat while starring in Herbie: Fully Loaded. Things were so much easier back then, before she was considered an "undesirable." And to think... she could have been the wife of Tom Cruise... she was on his list, (did he have anyone his own age on the list?) until the Scientologists found her to be unacceptable.

Lindsay just loves hanging out with the street punks. They're so cool too! All that Hollywood stuff just wasn't her style. See that sparkle in her eyes? She's having the time of her life.