All Kinds of Evidence

Isn't he handsome in his new mugshot. TMZ has obtained an audio tape that was recorded during Simpson's armed robbery. There's lots of "M-ER F-ERS, and you can hear O.J. say, Think you can steal my motherf-ing shit and sell it?" and "M-er f-er up against the wall!" There are also recorded phone convos where O.J. demands "Don't say there are no guns! No guns!"

The media is all excited about O.J. possibly doing 30 years, blah blah. I'll believe it when I see it. He did get a free pass from the murder trial jury, and all he had to do was go play his golf, hang out with hookers and snort his coke. Unfortunately for the Juice, his coke use has caught up to him. He's an old man now and doesn't have a clue what it means to lay low or fly under the radar.