At Least Britney is "Interesting"

Jessica Simpson, who just had a nose job, is seen after an exercise session in Beverly Hills. Sorry, Jessica, you're still boring and ugly.. and carrying the UGLIEST purse I have ever seen. I wonder if you can do anything for that? She is reportedly working on a country album, and there is not one human soul that plans on listening to it, even for free. Her last album, in which she actually had the nerve to cover the eighties dance song, "You Spin Me" will send chills up your spine, and I urge you to please listen to it somewhere online, because you won't believe how bad it is, even if you think you're prepared for it.