Just What the World Needs

OMG like this stupid bitch needs a baby.

Sources tell More Magazine: "She and Ken (Paves) were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been. Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea. However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."

WHAT process? Adoption? Insemination? Gross. Some people were not meant to have babies. I'm sure that repulsive Papa Joe offered his hot ass services to Jessica. I can hear him now: "Oh, think of the talent we could create."