You Don't Have to Put on the Red Light

Sting was photographed leaving a whore house in the red light district of Hamburg, Germany early yesterday morning. His publicist said "If he did go there, it's not something he would be ashamed of." Cool, then why is he hiding? He's been married to Trudie "The Joker" Styler for 25 years, and they often brag that they have non-stop sex for 48 hours at a time. Ha Ha! Not this time I guess.