The Hoff is Hospitalized
Poor David Hasselhoff. First, America was subjected to the way he eats a cheeseburger. Then he wet his pants at the airport. And now, poor Hoff is in the hospital for treatment to an eye injury that was bleeding profusely. Stitches above one of his eyes became undone and began gushing blood. Yeah, that's a normal, every day occurrence. Maybe he should stop drinking and falling down?