Madonna Defends the Small Galaxy Leader

"I don't care if people worship turtles or frogs - if they're good people, that's all I care about, and Tom Cruise is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal; just as I think a lot of marginalized people get a raw deal."
Madonna, who knows everything, hates fat people, and thinks the world actually values her opinions.