OK STOP

Are these glasses really necessary? Aren't the bushy stash and uni sufficient statements of rebellion?

Madonna and Lourdes attend a Kaballah meeting, where Madonna is required by Jewish law to hand over a tithe that is worth ten percent of her salary, so how much is that exactly? Does she give like half a mill each time? UGH, freaks.

And, as we know, Madonna loves being Madonna. When asked by Ann Curry if she wishes she were "anonymous," (stupid question), she replied:

"I don’t want to wish I’m not me. I don’t wish I was someone else. My soul has reached its true potential and I did everything that I was put on this earth to do.”
OK. BARF.