Why do We Hate Jennifer Aniston?

Why do we hate Jennifer Aniston? Even her own husband "despised" her shortly after they were married! Before I go on, I just want to say that I also hate the boring, scowling, anorexic goth heroin bitch Angelina Jolie.

According to actor Omid Djalili, he met Brad on the set of 'Spy Game' in 2000, and gave the actor marriage advice after Brad admitted he wasn't happy with Jennifer.The British comic star revealed to Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "I did a scene with Brad in the back of a taxi and it was only a few days after he had married Jennifer. I chatted to him for hours giving him advice about the three stages of marriage.

"Stage one is perfection - blind love. Stage two is the difficult stage because you start to despise everything about her. If you can deal with the baggage you can possibly get to stage three - a harmonious marriage.
"After six weeks Brad came up to me and said, 'I'm definitely in stage two Omid!"

Desperate to be seen as "sexy," she posed like this without being asked to remove her top

The "it's all about me" whiny bitch didn't want a baby with Brad Pitt because she wanted to focus on her "career". UM... BAD NEWS, JEN. I don't know if anyone has told you this yet, but Friends was pretty much it for you. Your string of crappy movies, where your greek nose doesn't exactly translate well to the big screen, won't make anyone forget that you got paid $1,000,000 an episode for one of the worst shows on television.

Aniston is a great FRIEND:

Jennifer, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. All she did was go on auditions, on diets, and to aerobics classes . Jen tried to be 'more f—able' on auditions, and bought chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jen also iced her nipples before auditions, and whined about her big butt and her nose, which she said 'came from her Greek half.'

"Jennifer moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Jen's best friend of many years recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jen named some hotels, and warned her friend not to be so desperate, because it's unattractive, especially in a town like L.A."

Of course Aniston has had her nose done. More than once. Some say as many as five times. And lots of other stuff.

"After Jennifer landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Jennifer's best friend independently met with the show's producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. She was so excited to tell Jennifer! A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week's pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told her that it was Jennifer who had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again."

Stupid things Jennifer Has Said:
"If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell. " POOR thing
"I think I'm sexy. But if you try and be sexy, you'll never be sexy. "(Glad you think so)
"You know when I feel beautiful? (Didn't ask)When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."
"I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. And I'm funny." (Keep telling yourself that)
I have a great capacity to feel pain." Yeah, WE KNOW

All she talks about is herself. Her career, focusing on her career, her movie career. Someone please tell her she got a break on a hit show by accident, and that was the end of her career. She's constantly looking for approval, clingy, needy, whiny and insecure. UGH.

Jennifer Aniston said she's not interested in contributing to important causes like her ex-husband and his gorgeous fertile girlfriend. She doesn't care to be criticized for bringing media attention to the world's impoverished, and would rather get mocked for her lack of acting ability and poor personality:

Aniston was sitting at a press conference in Los Angeles to promote her new comedy, The Break-Up, when a reporter asked if she was interested in using her celebrity to tackle any of the world's important issues.

Pitt and Jolie, in between giving birth to daughter Shiloh Nouvel, have been vocal about Africa, AIDS and refugees.

So, was Aniston interested in any global issues? How about the war in Iraq or global warming?

"No," Aniston replied. "I'm not interested in any of that."
"I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career."

Jennifer Maniston, is reportedly really upset that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. 38-year-old Aniston desperately wanted to have a baby with Brad Pitt and she's depressed that Angelina gets to do it over and over again.

A source said, “Jennifer is putting on a brave face, but inside she is really upset. She wasn’t prepared for how she’d feel when she saw the pictures of Angelina and her bump. “It took her by surprise because it was further proof of just how much Brad has moved on with his life compared to her.”
“Jennifer is desperate for kids."
OH MY GOD, how many years will go by before Maniston stops feeling desperate!

Her constant need for reassurance every few minutes is well documented, and this is why she has one friend, the long suffering Courtney Cox. Her feelings that she is ugly go way back, and she is obsessed with having the perfect everything, which is why all the plastic surgeries, which have done little to improve her appearance.

While Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad Pitt, and ONLY while she was married to Brad Pitt, Jennifer would get her ween waxed constantly. Dawn Daluise who used to do the deed for Jennifer has recently said that Jennifer was obsessed with removing any trace of hair down there. She would come in and have peach fuzz removed and also have the waxing done when there was no hair to wax. If Jennifer ever saw a stray hair she would take tweezers and pull it out. Jennifer would come into get it waxed multiple times in a week.

Jennifer would spend time each day with a mirror and tweezers looking for any offenders.

Her feud with her mother (over her mother talking about where she had her hair done) has gone on since 1996. Reportedly, this was one of the main reasons that Brad Pitt was said to hate Jen after only six weeks of marriage, her refusal to get over it and move on.

She went on Oprah and tried to get pity, after she tried to get sympathy in her Vanity Fair interview:

Jolie's best friend has said that Jolie was furious about Jennifer's pity party on Oprah, and she used her appearance on Oprah last year to turn the public against her and Brad Pitt. Jolie's best friend, Tonya Hart, is quoted saying the actress was pissed by Aniston's actions, claiming she was "milking" her split with Pitt.

Tonya claims Jolie said: "Oh my God, it makes me want to throw up! She shot her mouth off and Oprah took it all in. The audience took it all in. They were all against Brad and me from that moment on. She wanted people to feel sorry for her that her marriage was down the pan. Brad and I couldn't defend ourselves.: Tonya adds: "Ange told Oprah she was extremely upset with her and wanted nothing to do with the show, even though Oprah reportedly said, 'Don't bear a grudge against me."

The bitch is ungrateful to the industry that made someone as ugly as her become an obscenely well paid star, and she hates rabbits! She complains about the rabbits in the yard of her seven million dollar mansion. She said:

"Those f**king rabbits. They were cute at first...and now there are 500 of them and you walk out onto the grass and it's just crunch, crunch, crunch."
"There's rabbit s**t everywhere. Those bunnies are the bane of my existence."
The bitch hates TV, it's beneath her. She said:

"What happened to a great half-hour sitcom?" "It's all 'Dancing with the Stars,' 'Knitting with the Stars,' 'Building a Home with the Stars,' 'Living in the Homes of Stars'."
"It's just bizarre. I don't watch TV anymore," confessed Aniston. "Nothing. I have no interest in that idol sh*t."

She never, I mean NEVER, will stop talking about HER PAIN. No matter what interview or how many years go by, she will find a way to let you know about her pain.

Aniston now says that she's feeling better and is recovering from the crippling depression that plagued her after her husband of four and a half years, Brad Pitt, left her for Angelina Jolie:
"I danced more and played more in the last two months than in the last 10 years. One day it's like a switch went off - and all of a sudden it was like, 'Men! Everywhere!' The cloud is lifting. I'm starting to see the light and it's good."

She goes on to bitch, predictably, about cheating men, saying "It's men who usually do the cheating." Look how young they were/ time to move ON.

Thanks, Linear Thinking, I hope this helps.