Denise Richards: Still a whore using her neglected kids for publicity

Ashlee Simpson: Still a talentless, ugly, fake, useless tramp

Lourdes and her dad, Carlos Leon: Superheros

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo: Still nobodies who fight constantly

Jamie Lynne: Still pregnant trash

Whitney and Ray J: He's Still a Punk with a Sex Tape

She's still stoned out of her mind with a bad boob job