Don't Get Too Comfy, Jen

Loving the attention

Jen demonstrates for waterhead John Mayer how she tried to strangle herself when learning of Angelina's new pregnancy, because her pain was so intense.

Watch out, Jen. While you were seen browsing bridal magazines this past week, John is telling pals that this is no more than a "summer fling." His ego matches his head size, and he has no intention of marrying some insecure old Greek chick who is in constant pain. Sorry.