Ugly Husband Update

E! is considering a new show for this fall called "When Ugly Husbands Attack" and they have asked Jordan Bratman and Marc Anthony to star. No word yet if they've accepted.

The ever shrinking and long suffering Marc Anthony, who now must keep his dark circles hidden by sunglasses at night. Shut your mouth, J. Lo, you are NOT SEXY. You wear way too much make-up, and you're a raging bitch! Go home and take care of those mutants that you just HAD TO HAVE.