Heidi Montag Plans a Fake Pregnancy

Heidi Montag is planning to fake a pregnancy this summer so that she will stay "in the news," and people will be "guessing." Guessing what? Who the father is? If it will be a mutant like she is? WHO CARES. GOD. Plus, now that we all know that she loves anal sex (Thanks, Spence!) isn't THAT enough excitement swirling around her to "keep her in the news?"

This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along. The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.
heidi is always ready for anal sex