I had forgotten myself, so here's a flashback for you from when Madonna was cute and a girl. She can't sing at all, it was her style and confidence alone that made her famous. This is so corny that it's cute. I can't believe how old it looks, it's from her first tour. Her fans are THE CORNIEST freaks I've ever seen, trying to dress like her. Oh, and the Lourdes
eyebrow mystery? Solved.