Jessica: Alone Now, and Forever

Tony Romo's rep is confirming that he and Jessica are no longer together, but, strangely, her "rep", (Daddy Joe) is insisting, "They are very happy together." Among the reasons for the split? Well, look at her. SO STUPID.

Annoying, terrible in bed, shooting her mouth off about being his future wife.
that she's an alcoholic, embarrassing, and has the most hideous gigantic purses he's ever seen. Finally, (although I'm sure there's more) her unspoken, creepy intimacy with Papa Joe. When Tony was asked about the split, he angrily said "Don't ask me about HER." The look on his face here says it all. (and HERS)

Jessica is not over John Mayer, and when she saw the photos of him and Jen Maniston, she went into a full scale meltdown, guzzling booze, throwing up and crying. That night Tony was seen alone partying up a storm in Chicago, where he made fun of Jessica with his friends.

Jessica Simpson got good and drunk as John Mayer, the waterhead who broke her heart, went public with his new relationship with Jennifer Aniston last week.

The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison – that she was reduced to leaving her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home, (THE HORROR!) Us reports (for good measure, CaCee Cobb threw up under the table); that same night, Us Weekly also reports that Tony Romo partied solo in Chicago and was overheard telling friends he was single again, and relieved to be rid of Jessica.

Across the country, Mayer and Aniston went public with their relationship – holding hands and kissing affectionately at the Marley & Me cast party in Miami.