Drowning in Pain: The Lindsay Lohan Story

Nothing like whoring yourself out in the Hollywood ghetto in front of The Egyptian Theatre, trying to sell leggings. Especially these leggings. Look happy, Lindsay. you've only been fired from two movies this week. She is the most miserable human being I've ever seen. She is mad as hell all the time. I feel a Lifetime Movie about her downward spiral is already in the works.