Britney & Kevin's Phone Sex

Here's Chubby Brit last night, on her way home to call Kevin for sex. She is trying way too hard (and failing) to appear "punk" in her "Anarchy" vest, and I guarantee you she doesn't have a clue what it means. Then, I LOVE the cluster of safety pins on her sleeve... so "punkish!"

Okay, well Britney and Kevin's "sexy" talks are sicker than I even imagined. Star reports:
Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys - Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months - the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out - with hours of erotic talk! "They have phone sex often - at least once a week," an insider tells Star. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."
NO HOLDS BARRED??? GROSSSSS AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!