Uglier Every Single Day

Oh, oh Paris, you forgot your bronzer! Love your wonkey eye and your hook nose. Please stop posing, and "endorsing" things! You're ugly and no one wants to buy anything you have or endorse!

Before you left the house, what did you do, just dip your entire body in a bucket of grease and glitter? You're gross.

OMG I want some of your fake clip in hair so bad! Espesh if it looks all greasy like yours!