The scary complications are that Handgi has to do a medical detox off her heroin before giving birth! Or maybe that she's such a BITCH that the twins will have to be immediately handed over to a loving mid-wife, because the dr.'s are fearful that Gigangelina will fly into a rage when she sees her newborns and eat them.Britney and Kevin's sexy midnight talks? Oh gross.
Kevin: Hey baby gurl... wut you wearin'?
Britney: (burp) My brown boots with no socks. And one of my ugly hoodies with burrito stains. That's all.

