Heidi Montag Likes Anal Sex

Just what we were hoping for... a glimpse into Heidi and Spencer's sex life! Spencer has an advice column for Radar, because the world is a better place for his advice! His response to a question about anal sex leaves us with no doubt that he and Heidi practice this frequently:

How long do you have to date someone before it’s appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
SPENCER: If you’re dating a guy, right away. If you’re dating girl, I think you’ll know pretty quick if she’s into that. If they’re not bringing it up, it’s not something on their agenda. That’s just realistic. I always say “If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it’s cool. I know my lady doesn't mind."