Janet Jackson Hospitalized

Well Janet is in the hospital for "the flu." How many people have you known who went to the hospital with the flu? Exactly. Janet has been in the hospital, coincidentally right before or right after she has an album out. Her album just came out and she was looking sort of pregnant. I'm guessing that she's going on to have some fat sucked out, some more ribs removed, something along those lines. This is standard for her, because the real Janet is rotund, and album Jane is perfectly sculpted.