Still Begging For Pity


From poor, pitiful Brooke's myspace blog :

I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father . . . I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.”

Brookie? Your family is a joke. Your brother is a killer who your parents try to cover for, you are a man with no talent, and your mom looks like a cross between a corpse and a clown. Your "best friend" is a 33 year old woman who became your friend to get close to Hulk, your famous father, who didn't want to wake up next to someone who looks embalmed anymore, and spend his days watching her waddle around and blow through his money. No one feels sorry for anyone in your family except for your dad. Go layer your big, manly, out of proportion body with a bunch of fake tanner and glitter and make another really cool music video to promote "your career," and then GO AWAY.

Linda Hogan rushes home to try to put her family back together