Sick of His Bitchy Wife, Seinfeld Will Attempt a "Comeback"

Page Six is reporting that Seinfeld and his overblown ego are planning his big NBC comeback. Oh god.
Sources tell PageSix.com that the 53-year-old comedian is in talks for a new series on his old network. The show is being pitched as "just like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but with Jerry, instead of Larry." The series, which is aiming for a June premiere, will be set in New York and will feature Jerry Seinfeld "playing himself in an exaggerated reality." Wow that sounds like a really fresh concept. Will you have a bald best friend too who lives with his parents? You're too old to be living in an "exaggerated reality."
Um... Jer? Do you know what it was that made both "Seinfeld" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" funny? Larry David. Without Larry David, you just have some stale, self-absorbed, old news idiot wondering what's the deal with airline peanuts. I can't wait to watch him BOMB. We are so over him. Bad news, Jerry it's too late. Not that there's anything wrong with that. You should have stayed out on top, because now you'll find out that you weren't really that funny. It was obviously all Larry. ALL. LARRY.