Dumpy Slut Linda Hogan Faces Life Alone

She's really reading this. Please. You know she has a romance novel inside of it.Pretending to read a book about what a selfish bitch she is, she hopes to get sympathy in her divorce.
The synopsis of the book is:
In a society obsessed with appearance, wealth, and status, it's easy for problematic narcissists to thrive. Many people who seem to "have it all" are suffering from one of the most common-and overlooked-personality disorders today: high level narcissism. Typified by an obsession with perfection, a desperate need for admiration, and a willingness to use and exploit others for personal gain, high level narcissism can spell devastation for anyone who crosses the narcissist's path. That does sound just like her!

Tacky, outdated and manly, Linda Bollea lumbers along the beach alone after seeing just how leathery she can get her skin