People All Over the World Are Chanting: "ALI! ALI!"

Dina Lohan wants us to know that she has no choice but to whore her younger daughter out on a reality show (which is fake), to follow the ups and downs of her career. (and that's fake too, the reality show IS THE CAREER) Dina was able to cautiously guide Lindsay from a talented and breathtaking beauty to the place she is today, a used up, worn out, jobless joke who can't get a gig in Hollywood other than posing nude or exhibiting her tatoos. Let's watch her do the same with Ali! Ali can't sing, dance or act, but she'll just look and act like a whore while she pretends she can do those things.

"She's a busy girl, and sometimes she forgets to eat. She'll say "Mommy I'm hungry," Dina snorted.
"People who criticize me are just jealous because I'M living the American dream," Dina bragged.
"She's just having fun, finding herself," Dina said when asked about Lindsay's deterioration.
Under Dina's protective wing, Lindsay was able to blossom in only 2 short years! 17-19 Dina's careful parenting used up her beautiful, talented daughter in just a few years. That's okay. She has one left, although she is aready ugly, and has no talent.Well, let's get what we can- strike while the bitch is hot, right Dina?
Here's Lindsay at 13 and 19. Dina is having Ali just skip these years, she needs a party sidekick
Wow! She looks like a street whore in her late 30's Good job, "Momager!" I can't wait to see how you "navigate" Aliana through the next few years! Being 13 sure is "sexy"

Poor Dina Lohan. She just wants to be left alone! But, sadly, the public desire to get to know Ali is met with such a sense of urgency, she has no choice. She whined to PageSix.com...
"We're doing it, because it's not going away. We're going to find a way to navigate through the waters of that, tabloidisim and just try to have a career and be successful. There's no protection like the old days."
"Tabloids and reality shows are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, it's better."

Bitch? ALI doesn't even "know who she is as a person." That's because she's not a person, she's a mutated puppet who is being raised by a coked out slut, and taught to layer on so much makeup at 13 that she looks like your middle aged sister from Long Island. Do you really think anyone believes a word you say, or that you sound intelligent and insightful ? Who writes that ridiculous crap you say, and do you actually believe it yourself? What exactly is it that you need protection from?

No one will watch your show for any other reason than to be completely nauseated. Don't fool yourself into believing that one person will watch for the purpose of gaining some wisdom from your daily struggle as you "navigate through the waters of tabloidism." PLEASE. Or maybe you will be able to help mothers everywhere by showing your strength as a "working mother." Hahahahah!!! IF anyone is able to watch, it will be to watch a stupid whore try to get some more money out of her talentless, nasty, younger daughter now that her oldest daughter is used up trash. Good luck with that!

Oh and by the way, WHAT CAREER? Your "famous" daughter doesn't even have a career! What does Ali do exactly? And who are the "We're" that are trying to have a career?
Hey! What ever happened to your plan to be the "White Oprah?" Alot of people were really looking forward to that, you know, because we hardly ever see Oprah anymore. We need a coked out, frozen faced, stupid whore from Long Island to have a show where she is an all- knowing sooth sayer, just like Oprah. That's exactly what this world needs is another Oprah. Or another LOHAN.