Michael Lohan Gets His Stripper Fix After a Message From God

There is a calming, god-like atmosphere inside Rick's Strip Club

Back in January, Lindsay’s dad said he was looking for the dealers who sold her the drugs that made her go to rehab, and said “God is going to get even with this guy. He’s destroyed a lot of lives.”

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How interesting to learn that Michael Lohan, spiritual leader and man of the cloth, was enjoying the company of some strippers along with a bunch of his buddies
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Michael Lohan - newly ordained as a minister and actually running a rehab facility these days - made a… pilgrimage to Manhattan strip emporium Rick’s Cabaret, where he flashed a big ol' wad o’ cash and treated two buddies to a sizzling string of in-your-face lap dances! Preacher Lohan didn’t drink booze with his pals or order private dances, but he sneaked peeks at the action - and spent nearly an hour lost in conversation with a hot brunette - salvaging her soul, no doubt.