Paris Took Her Place

Benji Madden's ex, Sophie Monk. Pretty much the same as Paris, except normal size feet, two normal eyes, no hook nose or herpes. Meanwhile, Benji is telling friends that Paris is THE ONE. Don't get too comfy, Benji. She's the one who will give you herpes, wear you out with her ridiculous demands, and cheat on you before you can spit and holler howdy.