Celine's Legs: Fuzz Free

After Celine's hairy legs were splashed all over the internet last week, she told friends she was never so humiliated in her life, and had them waxed. Oh come on, Celine, how about when you married Rene? Remember that time he was 37 and you were 13 and you fell in love? How about the time that your maid accused him of rape, or the time he gambled away nearly 3 million dollars in one night?

Celine looks ridiculous as she plays air guitar