Don't Make Eye Contact!!

Looking like a big, waxy, manly statue, the always unpleasant Paris Hilton hit the streets to allow all of us to admire her smart fashion sense, and gaze in awe at her enormous feet and her gigantic, old lady Palm Springs sunglasses, which can't conceal her gruesome sweaty, grease layered face.

http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/2008/03/parishilton-photos-031908-07-thumb.jpg

the best part? she believes she's cool!