Winona Ryder Shoplifts Again

What Winona used to look like, before she was completely, irreversibly, insane

Winona Ryder, the pilled up, botoxed, stupid slut was reportedly shopping at CVC Pharmacy yesterday and set off the security alarm. When she was checked by security, it was discovered that she had unpaid items in her possession.

The dumb tramp made headlines in 2002, when she was convicted of shoplifting $6,000 in clothing from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.


National Enquirer indicates that a CVC store employee told them of the incident. The employee said:

"Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store. When a security guard stopped her, he found make up she had not paid for. When asked about the make up, she said that she didn’t know how it got there. We took unpaid items back and she left the store.”

Winona felt no guilt about shoplifting the last time either! She told Vogue: "I didn't have this tremendous sense of guilt, because I hadn't hurt anyone. Had I physically harmed someone or caused harm to a human being, I think it would have been an entirely different experience."