Heidi Klum and Seal Have a Dinner Date

The couple went to Madeo in Los Angeles, and were horrified to see that vulgar cow, "Ghetto Spice" and her con man husband, who goes by the last name of Belafonte (so we will think he's related to Harry Belafonte) were there too. "Pretend you don't see them! " Seal was overheard saying to Heidi.

"I don't think they saw us.." Heidi whispered, hiding behind Seal

"Heidi!! Is that you, love? I ayn't bloody seen you in a fort night!" Scary screamed, talking like a pirate.