Breaking News! Madonna Poops!!

Madonna and Guy dined at Cecconi’s last week. People on the next table report the famous pair spent the evening "chatting happily with each other."

Our spy escaped to the restrooms to call a friend. She didn’t see that Madonna had also gone to the bathroom, and as she stood by the basins excitedly whispering into the phone , she noticed the bathroom was becoming more and more stinky! Justthen, Madonna herself exited the fuming stall, and walked straight past her (without washing hands) back to her seat. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!