You're Not Funny. NOT GOOD LOOKING

What's the matter, "Ash?" Are people making fun of your grandma again?

Ashton the farmer has recently revealed that he likes to join his dogs for their early morning pee outside the home he shares with his grandmother, Demi Moore. He also found a way to tell us that he's good looking AGAIN. I've lost count now.

He blames his weird toilet habit on his desire to bond with the earth and feel like a “caveman”.
He says, “I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard. I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go.


“That’s probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like I’m connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman. I am really just like a caveman, only good looking. Man, tents, cave, pee, bush.” Oh ha ha ha!!!! UGH.