Gary Disappears in the Middle of the Night!

40-year-old dwarf, Gary Coleman and his 22-year-old wife Shannon are set to appear on TV's "Divorce Court" on May 1 and 2.

Surprisingly, Gary has intimacy and anger issues. Coleman and Price agree they have "ugly" monthly fights.

"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too." (Please get a video of this, Shannon)

Coleman says he gets frustrated because "the male is always the bad guy." Who is "the male" here?
Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night.

Gary screamed:(I love this) "I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any," he says. "People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you."

Bad news, you raging midget. You don't have any friends because you're a sickening freak. You don't have anything that anyone wants. The only other person I can think of that is as gross as you is Dustin Diamond. I need to know where you go in the middle of the night. Please! Email me, will you, hon?