Dina Lohan Flies First Class, But Poops in Coach

Dina Lohan went cocaine crazy on her assistant in the JFK baggage claim last weekend. Dina, who was flying back from LAX with her no talent daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag, yelled, "Get it together!! You must have left your brain on the flight. Time for a new assistant! You're my assistant and that's my bag. How hard is it?! You should know this!"
And, just like a dog, lovely Dina won't poop were she eats, as she put the stank on the bathroom in coach, while she was flying first class, much to the delight of all the coach flying passengers.